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	<title>Kukurucu &#187; Bancuri</title>
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		<title>Regina Elisabeta a II-a, Barak Obama si Traian Basescu in iad</title>
		<link>http://www.kukurucu.com/2010/12/regina-elisabeta-a-ii-a-barak-obama-si-traian-basescu-in-iad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 01:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[banc Barak Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc Regina Elisabeta a II-a]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regina Elisabeta a II-a, Barak Obama si Traian Basescu mor si ajung in iad. Dupa un timp, Elisabeta: - Mi-e dor de Anglia ! Vreau sa sun in Anglia sa vad ce face lumea acolo. Suna regina , vorbeste cam 5 minute si apoi il intreaba pe Diavol: - Cat iti datorez pentru convorbirea asta? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rugaciunea celor stresati</title>
		<link>http://www.kukurucu.com/2010/10/rugaciunea-celor-stresati/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 08:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kukurucu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[rugaciune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rugaciunea celor stresati]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doamne, da-mi puterea de a accepta lucrurile pe care nu le pot schimba si curajul de le schimba pe acelea pe care nu le accept. Da-mi intelepciunea de a ascunde bine cadavrele celor pe care i-am omorit azi fiindca m-au scos foarte tare din sarite. Ajuta-ma sa fiu atent la bataturile picioarelor pe care calc [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Femeile din viata noastra</title>
		<link>http://www.kukurucu.com/2010/07/femeile-din-viata-noastra/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kukurucu.com/2010/07/femeile-din-viata-noastra/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 08:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kukurucu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barbati Vs. Femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[judecatori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[legitima aparare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un bărbat e adus în fata judecătorului pentru ca a omorât-o pe sotia lui. - Fapta dumneavoastră e sub orice critică. Dacă aveti intentia ca tribunalul să nu vă condamne la închisoare pe viată, trebuie sa ne expuneti motive cât de cât plauzibile care sa va poate reduce pedeapsa. - Domnule judecător, sotia mea era [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dacia Duster</title>
		<link>http://www.kukurucu.com/2010/02/dacia-duster/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kukurucu.com/2010/02/dacia-duster/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kukurucu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ban nemti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc dacia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc duster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dacia Duster]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A aparut SUV-ul Duster de la Dacia si in Germania. …Intr-un showroom doi nemti priveau jeep-ul. Unul ii spune celuilalt… - Romanii astia ….ar face ORICE doar sa nu-si repare drumurile…!!!! PS:Banc banc, dar cam au dreptate PSS:Multam Mortu]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Un mic afacerist</title>
		<link>http://www.kukurucu.com/2010/02/un-mic-afacerist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kukurucu.com/2010/02/un-mic-afacerist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kukurucu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barbati Vs. Femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie avea un amant care o vizita cand sotul era plecat la serviciu. Intr-una din zile fiul ei de 9 ani se ascunde in sifonierul din dormitor. Ea il primeste pe amant, sotul ei vine acasa pe neasteptate, asa ca il ascunde pe amant tot in sifonier. Baietelul spune: – E intuneric aici. Barbatul [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Viitorul presedinte un hot ?</title>
		<link>http://www.kukurucu.com/2009/11/viitorul-presedinte-un-hot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kukurucu.com/2009/11/viitorul-presedinte-un-hot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kukurucu</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[vadim tudor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Din greseala butonand telecomanda am ajuns pe Antena 3 si acolo erau intervievati candidatii la presedentie dupa ce au votat.Fiecare a spus ce a crezut dar ce ma marcat a fost afirmatia lui Vadim Tudor si anume: &#8220;Indiferent cine va iesii presedinte in afara de mine va fi un hot&#8221; Deci fratilor imi pare rau, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pariul cu albinele</title>
		<link>http://www.kukurucu.com/2009/06/pariul-cu-albinele/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kukurucu.com/2009/06/pariul-cu-albinele/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kukurucu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu albine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu americani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un american vrea sa cumpere o ferma in Ardeal. Face turul fermei si, la sfirsit, vede stupii de albine. -Nu mai cumpar ferma ca mi-e frica de albine. -Hai dom&#8217;le ca albinele sunt bune: fac miere, ceara si dau propolis. -Nu, ca mi-e frica de albine. -Uite dom&#8217;le facem un pariu: te leg dezbracat de [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>POEZIE SCRISA DE UN AFRICAN</title>
		<link>http://www.kukurucu.com/2009/04/poezie-scrisa-de-un-african/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kukurucu.com/2009/04/poezie-scrisa-de-un-african/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kukurucu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[albi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[curcubeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[negrii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#60;&#60; POEZIE SCRISA DE UN AFRICAN &#62; &#62; &#62; Cand ma nasc, sunt Negru &#62; Cand cresc, sunt Negru &#62; Cand stau la soare, sunt Negru &#62; Cand mi-e frig, sunt Negru &#62; Cand sunt speriat, sunt Negru &#62; Cand sunt bolnav, sunt Negru &#62; Iar cand mor, sunt tot Negru &#62; Iar tu, tipule [...]]]></description>
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		<title>O femeia in coma si un barbat&#8230;.in calduri</title>
		<link>http://www.kukurucu.com/2009/01/o-femeia-in-coma-si-un-barbatin-calduri/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kukurucu.com/2009/01/o-femeia-in-coma-si-un-barbatin-calduri/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kukurucu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barbati Vs. Femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri de coma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coma]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, &#8220;Crazy as this sounds maybe a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Daca Mos Craciun ar fi ungur</title>
		<link>http://www.kukurucu.com/2008/12/daca-mos-craciun-ar-fi-ungur/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kukurucu.com/2008/12/daca-mos-craciun-ar-fi-ungur/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kukurucu</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mos craciun ungur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarbatori]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;&#8230;asta ar zice acum&#8230;. okor de craciun varial chici pt moshu,semnalizati corespunzator cu it vogyok, strigati in gura mare meg bostal dak nu vine si aveti grija ca cutya sa nu fie dezlegat k yoyoyoyoy ez mosh face planton atunci.In finale va doreshte Craciun Fericita si tot implinirile ce va doriti.]]></description>
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